Where do geologiests like to relax?

In a rocking chair

What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo

What does a ghost eat with meatballs?

Spookhetti

What does a ghosts put on its begal?

Scream cheese.

Where do ghosts buy their clothes?

At the Bootique!

What do you call 100 baby sheep rolling down the hill?

Lamb slide

What is Santa's favourite kind of pizza?

Deep and crisp and even

Where does Santa stay when he's on a vacation?

At a ho-ho-ho-tel

Where do Santa and all his helpers keep their money safely?

At the snowbank

What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?

A Krisp Kringle

How does Santa keep track of all the fireplaces he's visited?

He keeps a log.

What does a gingerbread man use to keep his bed warm?

A cookie sheet

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in the chimney?

Claustrophobia

What does Santa eat for breakfast?

Frosted Flakes ❄️🥣

What did the beaver say to the Christmas Tree?

Nice gnawing you!

What is an elf's favorite sport?

North-pole vaulting

What did one snowman say to the other?

Do you smell carrots?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas Carol?

Silent Night.

What do gingerbread men use when they break their legs?

Candy Canes