Dad Jokes

Some I've found, some I've come up with.

What do you call 100 baby sheep rolling down the hill? Lamb slide
What is Santa's favourite kind of pizza? Deep and crisp and even
Where does Santa stay when he's on a vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel
Where do Santa and all his helpers keep their money safely? At the snowbank
What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit? A Krisp Kringle
How does Santa keep track of all the fireplaces he's visited? He keeps a log.
What does a gingerbread man use to keep his bed warm? A cookie sheet
What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in the chimney? Claustrophobia
What does Santa eat for breakfast? Frosted Flakes ❄️🥣
What did the beaver say to the Christmas Tree? Nice gnawing you!
What is an elf's favorite sport? North-pole vaulting
What did one snowman say to the other? Do you smell carrots?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas Carol? Silent Night.
What do gingerbread men use when they break their legs? Candy Canes
What is Santa's favourite kind of pizza? Deep and crisp and even